【JOKE】Cannot See It at All

After supper, the parents were busy playing mahjong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, “Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?”

After a while,her son returned and said, “Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all.”

Was exposed to the sun yesterday
But I went out as a last resort
One is to go to the hospital to see orthopedics
One is the first time I went out to eat and drink after Beijing's relegation. The doctor said that my knees are fine.It's just that you're old
mom
My body exposed my age
Suggest that I do less squat movements
Reduce climbing
Ok
I may not go if I climb outdoors in the future.But the doctor didn't say not to let me jump and help me up.See you in MidiWas exposed to the sun yesterday
But I went out as a last resort
One is to go to the hospital to see orthopedics
One is the first time I went out to eat and drink after Beijing's relegation. The doctor said that my knees are fine.It's just that you're old
mom
My body exposed my age
Suggest that I do less squat movements
Reduce climbing
Ok
I may not go if I climb outdoors in the future.But the doctor didn't say not to let me jump and help me up.See you in Midi

I had a terrible dream yesterday with military helicopters and the Taleban. I have had such dreams since the launch of the military operation in Swat.

During the morning assembly we were told not to wear colourful clothes as the Taleban would object to it.

I said to myself 'why do these blasts keep happening in Pakistan?'

I am of the view that the school will one day reopen but while leaving I looked at the building as if I would not come here again.


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